And he commanded him, saying: Of every tree of paradise thou shalt eat:  But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat. For in what day soever thou shalt eat of it, thou shalt die the death. 
And he said to the woman: Why hath God commanded you, that you should not eat of every tree of paradise?  And the woman answered him, saying: Of the fruit of the trees that are in paradise we do eat:  But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of paradise, God hath commanded us that we should not eat; and that we should not touch it, lest perhaps we die. And the serpent said to the woman: No, you shall not die the death.  For God doth know that in what day soever you shall eat thereof, your eyes shall be opened: and you shall be as Gods, knowing good and evil.
Jesus answered: Amen, amen I say to thee, unless a man be born again of water and the Holy Ghost, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
For God so loved the world, as to give his only begotten Son; that whosoever believeth in him, may not perish, but may have life everlasting.  For God sent not his Son into the world, to judge the world, but that the world may be saved by him.  He that believeth in him is not judged. But he that doth not believe, is already judged: because he believeth not in the name of the only begotten Son of God.  And this is the judgment: because the light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than the light: for their works were evil.  For every one that doth evil hateth the light, and cometh not to the light, that his works may not be reproved.
SATAN: These teachings of God are far too hard. God is love! God is mercy! God is justice! God wouldn’t be so unreasonable as to condemn so many people to eternal perdition simply because they weren’t baptized into the Catholic Church and professed the Catholic Faith. It would be so unfair and unjust. Think of all the poor Eskimos in the Arctic and Indians in the jungle, how are they expected to become Catholics? Even if they were so inclined, they probably don’t even have access to the internet to discover the truth for themselves. I know that before Vatican II there were Catholic missions and missionaries all over the world but when my sons achieved power, they soon put a stop to that. Even so, it really is a very arbitrary and discriminatory doctrine. God can’t have really meant what he said.
Just look at the Evangelical protestants. You couldn’t wish to know a nicer group of well behaved, law-abiding people! They don’t drink, smoke or dance and they dress so modestly! They tithe, are charitable and have missionaries all over the world spreading the gospel. They all sincerely believe they are carrying out God’s will. Look how energetic they are in their opposition to legalization of abortion and homosexual marriage, even being prepared to go to jail for their beliefs. The traditional Bishop Williamson praised them for that!
I know many Catholics died as martyrs at the hands of of Protestants. But that was in the old days. If these martyrs had known what good people the protestants turned out to be and that the Church would change its doctrine about salvation, they would have realised that their sacrifice was unnecessary and futile!
When Christ was on the earth there were no Evangelical Christians but I’m sure that if there had been He would have understood, like you do, that they deserve to go to heaven just as much as Catholics do, especially nowadays. These days Catholics hardly go to Mass anymore and smoke, drink, dress immodestly and heaven forbid it, even dance! These simple, ignorant, uneducated Catholics who have retained the superstitious belief in the necessity of baptism for salvation and insist on having their children baptized, even though this belief was denied by the Church fifty-five years ago. My operatives in the Church have denied them their catechism, so on that count they probably won’t get to heaven anyway but even so, just to think that baptism might give them an advantage makes me mad!
And Muslims? I know, I know, they are getting a bad press these days. But as far modesty goes, they beat every single other religion hands down. You can’t get more modest than a full length burqa! The traditional Bishop Williamson even praised Muslim women for their modesty. I’m sure that most of these traditional Catholic men would be only too happy for their wives and daughters to adopt the custom. What with trousers, shorts and bikinis, the way women, even Catholic women, dress these days is scandalous!
As for chastity! I can guarantee you that you won’t find women as chaste as Muslim women anywhere in the world; their fathers and brothers see to that. And if they step out of line? Well the Muslim’s strong belief in the virtue of chastity has to be enforced somehow doesn’t it? Besides Muslims circumcise girls so they don’t entertain any undesirable passions. Extreme, I know, but effective!
Of course Muslims deny that Christ was God and simply venerate Him as a prophet, which is more than my sons, your ‘elder brothers in faith” do. But at Vatican II it was declared that they worship the same God. If that is the case, why aren’t they allowed to go to heaven? And Muslims are so, so, sincere in their desire to do God’s will. They even go so far as to blow themselves up to carry it out, as long as they take some infidels with them. Amazingly dedicated and single-minded of them, don’t you think?
They do believe in divorce, but who doesn’t nowadays? Even the Pope, Cardinals and Bishops of the Catholic Church are beginning to see reason and are about to relax the Church’s far too rigid and inhuman teachings on the matter. If it weren’t for the opposition of those pesky African bishops, it would be a walkover! With the increase in life expectancy, it is too much to expect people to stay married to one person for the rest of their lives. The Muslims are far more advanced than other religions in the matter of marriage because, besides allowing for divorce, they let you have four wives! Unfortunately, it does mean that there is a shortage of women to go round for the other men and this does lead to a certain proclivity for rape.
Thousands of Catholic martyrs died at the hands of Muslims, defending Europe and the Catholic faith. If they had known then that Catholics and Muslims worshipped the same God, they needn’t have bothered. If you all worship the same God what difference does it make if Europe is Catholic or Islamic ? Their catechism must have been faulty. That great defender of the Latin Mass, Dom Lefebvre, taught that they could be saved, so why can’t they?
And the jews? My sons, of course, cannot be denied heaven. If, as Vatican II declared, they are your ‘elder brothers in faith” they should be given priority! Of course, they don’t follow the Torah but the talmud which has been their book since their captivity in Babylon, but very few people know that. The talmud does state that Jesus Christ, God’s Son, was a sorcerer and that He is suspended for eternity over a vat of boiling excrement, and that His Mother was a whore, and that Her Son was the fruit of her relationship with a Roman soldier. The Orthodox also believe that Christmas Eve is the most evil day of the year and that devils walk the earth on that day. That is the only day, I am very proud to say, the Orthodox don’t study the talmud but pass their time ripping up toilet paper or playing poker. But why waste our time over mere details? All the Popes since Vatican II have glossed over these minutiae and positively enjoy hobnobbing with my sons, but they do take care to hide their crucifixes whilst doing so.
Like any father, I am so proud of my children! Through lies, hypocrisy and usury they have managed to become the most powerful race on the face of the earth whilst at the same time convincing the world that they are perpetual innocent victims! Everyone feels sorry and guilty for their past sufferings (all lies of course) and they have received millions in compensation but they will never be satisfied. They own every central bank in the world except, of course, that of Iran and Syria, but they have managed to convince ‘Christian’ soldiers to fight and die so they can take over those too. Not one single person on the face of the earth is to escape their domination through usury.
I am proud to say that the scourges of Capitalism, Communism and Socialism, which have been the source of much death and misery for so many people all over the world, were all thought up by promoted by my sons. Look how clever and devious they are . They actually convinced Christian and Catholic soldiers to die in two world wars to further their aims of strengthening Communism and weaken the Catholic Church. These guillible fools actually still believe that the 2nd World War was a good war. They are proud of the role of their parents and grandparents in enabling the rise of communism which has lead the destruction of their families, communities and nations. Really, the brainwashing techniques of my sons are second to none!
The Protestants gave my sons the power to create central banks, print money and charge interest and now every single nation in the world is in debt to them. They own every government and every politician and in the so-called ‘democracies’, they have created parties of the right and left to give the simple-minded an illusion of choice but in reality they own every single politician. They soon destroy anybody who tries to stand up to them.
The Muslims and the Protestants were always my tools for the destruction of the Catholic Church, Faith and civilization which I finally achieved at Vatican II. How did I finally achieve it? Well it’s been a long arduous task. The Protestants did a lot of the ground work for me of course, by denying the authority of the Church and the reality of the Divinely Revealed Objective Truths, the dogmas of the Faith. The denial of God’s authority has always had an appeal to mankind’s spiritual and intellectual pride. Nobody likes to recognize that anyone is superior to them. I can empathize with that! But my sons, with the aid of philosophers and other very intelligent men managed to convince Catholics that they were wiser than God and that His teachings about the necessity of baptism and faith were very unfair! Of course, once we got them to deny the necessity of baptism with water for salvation, it was child’s play to convince them that the doctrines of Original Sin and the necessity of the Son of God’s redemptive sacrifice are just fables.
My 2,000 year battle to destroy the Catholic Church, the Catholic Faith and Catholic civilization is nearing its end and I am in complete charge without any opposition. The only obstacle to my complete control would be if people wake up to the folly of their ways, repent and begin to believe and profess the Catholic Faith once more. This is the danger!